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Couch Potato Portfolio

Dec 5, 2003 – Nov 12, 2026, Rebalanced annually, TIP starts Dec 5, 2003

Couch PotatoS&P 500
Final balance$52,188$107,795
CAGR+7.47%+10.92%
Max drawdown−30.59%−55.19%
Sharpe ratio0.830.65

Allocation

  • VTIUS total stock market50%
  • TIPInflation-protected Treasuries50%

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Growth of $10,000

Key metrics

ReturnCouch PotatoS&P 500
Final balance$52,188$107,795
Total return+421.88%+977.95%
CAGR+7.47%+10.92%
Calendar yearsCouch PotatoS&P 500
Best year+19.51%+32.31%
Worst year−18.76%−36.80%
Positive years18 of 2219 of 22
RiskCouch PotatoS&P 500
Max drawdown−30.59%−55.19%
Longest drawdown2.2 years4.9 years
Volatility (daily, annualized)9.19%18.59%
Risk-adjustedCouch PotatoS&P 500
Sharpe ratio0.830.65
Sortino ratio1.170.92
Calmar ratio0.240.20

Annual returns

YearCouch PotatoS&P 500
2017+12.07%+21.71%
2018−3.33%−4.57%
2019+19.51%+31.22%
2020+15.96%+18.33%
2021+15.68%+28.73%
2022−15.89%−18.18%
2023+14.93%+26.18%
2024+12.73%+24.89%
2025+11.93%+17.72%
2026 to Nov 12+5.41%+11.89%

Worst drawdowns

DeclinePeakBottomRecoveredLength
−30.6%May 2008Mar 2009Apr 20101.9 years
−19.7%Feb 2020Mar 2020Jul 20205 months
−19.6%Dec 2021Sep 2022Mar 20242.2 years
−11.1%Aug 2018Dec 2018Apr 20197 months
−9.2%Feb 2025Apr 2025Jun 20254 months

About the Couch Potato Portfolio

Scott Burns introduced the Couch Potato in the Dallas Morning News in 1991, as half stocks and half bonds. He later offered a version with inflation-protected Treasuries (TIPS) as the bond half. This page uses that one.

Two funds and a yearly rebalance are the whole plan, little enough work for a couch potato.

Its worst fall took 1.9 years to recover, and it beat the S&P 500 in 5 of 22 full years.

Daily closes with dividends reinvested and fund fees included, before taxes and trading costs.